Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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