Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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