the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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