It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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