I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize