but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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