Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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