maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
