Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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