Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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