Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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