Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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