oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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