She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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