Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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