Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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