when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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