I'm gonna have a badass scar
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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