I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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