so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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