I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And then my night got REAL pukey
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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