I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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