Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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