David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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