garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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