North Korea, Best Korea!
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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