Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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