I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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