ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My vagina is officially offended.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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