Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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