But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Randomize
