Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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