sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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