I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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