i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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