Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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