Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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