This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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