**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
"it" just moved
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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