Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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