I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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