Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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