sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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