At least make sure they are 18
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im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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