So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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