5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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