at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It was confusing and full of hummus
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.