He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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