Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.

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(917): View more from New York City

im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer

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(905): View more from Ontario

No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf

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(512): View more from Texas

Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.

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(631): View more from New York

I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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(208): View more from Idaho

If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.

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