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  So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes

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• (209): View more from California

  Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.

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• (845): View more from New York

  brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"

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• (310): View more from California

  I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.

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• (707): View more from California

  I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao

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• (347): View more from New York

  If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home

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