Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!