took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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