You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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