For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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