My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize