The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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