Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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