you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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